he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
No subtext here. People are naked.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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