You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup