There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Boobs speak an international language.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.