They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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