I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Randomize
