these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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