the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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