I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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