He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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