Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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