There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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