never play flip cup with pint glasses
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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