Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
