:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
this just has baby written all over it
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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