I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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