I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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