Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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