I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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