Pants 0. Shit 1.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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