i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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