Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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