we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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