due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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