Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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