dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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