He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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