I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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