He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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