On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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