Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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