What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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