Your tits are I can't wait for
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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