Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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