I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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