sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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