But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
