no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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