I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize