she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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