Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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