new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize
