WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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