can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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