i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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