Is it normal to miss your booty call?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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