the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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