We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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