I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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