Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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