So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
My feet surprised me
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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