that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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