that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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