Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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