Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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