This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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