omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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