Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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