I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
tell me about the fingering
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