My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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